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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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