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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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