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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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