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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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