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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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