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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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