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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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