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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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