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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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