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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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