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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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