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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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