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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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