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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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