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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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