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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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