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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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