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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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