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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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