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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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