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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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