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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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