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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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