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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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