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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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