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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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