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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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