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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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