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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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