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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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