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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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