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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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