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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮
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