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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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