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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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