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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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