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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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