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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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