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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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