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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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