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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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