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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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