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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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