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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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