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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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