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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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