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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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