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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊
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