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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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