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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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