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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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