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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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