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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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